Pardon me while I explain how the Grimm Reaper of Technology tea bagged my coffee maker this morning.
Jun
28
Sep
7
Hey, look at that. I’m already bored off my tits and don’t want to be here. Who am I kidding?…
Apr
26
To anyone reading this who may be a buyer working at The Gap, Heard you were having a bit of…
Mar
10
It’s official. I have that Friday Feeling. I should explain. Americans say “Thank God it’s Friday,†or “TGIF†if you’re…
Oct
31
(Originally written as a response to maladr1n's post, but my response turned into an entry, so it's here.) Fuck Romeo.…
Mar
25
To say that my neighborhood, Seminole Heights, has its fair share of stray cats is like saying South Beach has…
Dec
10
I just finished my x-mas shopping. In two hours. GODFUCKINGDAMN, I LOVE THE INTERNETS!!! My mom subtly hinted that I…
Nov
18
I want to be a talentless hack with no backbone or dignity. I want to sell my soul on some…
Nov
18
I can’t bring myself to read the news. I just can’t be bothered. Last I heard, our boys and girls…
Nov
18
My neighbor, who weighs half what I do, routinely wears stiletto clogs that weigh twice what I do. She also…