News – Bothered – Can’t Be
I canâ€™t bring myself to read the news. I just canâ€™t be bothered. Last I heard, our boys and girls are blowing shit (and themselves) up in Fallujah, while lots of other Iraqi towns are butchering people. It reminds me of that scene in Airplane 2 when the security guards slam and frisk that old lady up against the wall, while scary people with rocket launchers and bandoleers calmly pass through the metal detector. Except, in this case, the little old lady has a tube of C-4 up her ass.