How/why I’m never buying another goddamn drip coffee maker again.
Feb
18
Jun
28
Pardon me while I explain how the Grimm Reaper of Technology tea bagged my coffee maker this morning.
Oct
31
(Originally written as a response to maladr1n's post, but my response turned into an entry, so it's here.) Fuck Romeo.…
Mar
25
To say that my neighborhood, Seminole Heights, has its fair share of stray cats is like saying South Beach has…
Jan
24
So... For the next paragraph, you are all entirely entitled to hate my guts. It's 12:53 pm. I woke up…
Feb
17
This one's for maxmatahari. Thought I read it in Rolling Stone, but it actually ran in the Miami Herald. David…