Steve Miller person b. 19something - d. 20eventually American rock and roll musician. adj. Generic honkey music. image credit [image…
aioli noun, euphemism Mayonnaise with whatever shit the cook feels like adding to it. Commonly used at non-fast-food restaurants to make…
tapas pluralnoun Any number of small-portioned appetizers ordered and treated as entrees, specifically when the bill comes. image credit [image…
Facebook proper noun The Walmart of the Internet. image credit [image type="none" float="none" src="http://www.epilepticfirefly.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/devils-dictionary-fi.jpg" link="true" href="http://www.epilepticfirefly.com/devils-dictionary-appended/" title="See more of The…
Glitter noun The herpes of arts and crafts. image credit [image type="none" float="none" src="http://www.epilepticfirefly.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/devils-dictionary-fi.jpg" link="true" href="http://www.epilepticfirefly.com/devils-dictionary-appended/" title="See more of The…
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