Best Fiction of the Month
You’ll never watch Star Trek the same again. Read this. Here’s a little sample:
“One minute they’re sitting around the campfire singing and BOOM there’s a giant version of Commander Riker trying to smother them all with his stadium-sized scrotum. I made sure to fake a door lockout too, so they were trapped in there for hours looking at Riker’s taint and trying to breathe around his ball bag.â€
