For the mixologists out there.
God, I completely forgot about this site, and I don’t even remember how I found it in the first place. My dad called me up, wanting to know how to make a Hitler’s Staff Car. No, I don’t know why. Somehow, he actually remembered the name of the site. It’s a cool little site, especially if you’re looking for a few new drinks that you can’t get at even your favorite bar. Here are a few of my faves:
Hitler’s Staff Car
Pint glass:
1/2 Guinness
1/2 Urine
Get Your Hands Off Me You Damn Dirty Ape
Plastic cup:
Coors Lite
Pork rind garnish
I Love My Dead Gay Son
A can of Pabst Blue Ribbon served in a hollowed-out pineapple with an umbrella, a flower and a wiggly straw.
Tuberculosis
Chill a martini glass.
Chill 1 1/2 oz. Chopin vodka
Strain into glass
“Splatter” with a few drops of Grenadine
Serve on a crumpled and faded lace handkerchief
Staph Infection
Shot glass:
3/4 Chartreuse
Rumplemintz floater
Aunt Jemima’s Titty
1 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Dark Crème de Cacao
Milk
Serve in a baby bottle.
